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Announcing The Momma Cusses Mom's Group

We are now on Facebook with a place for moms who just need to vent, overshare, cuss, or commiserate without the judgment or MLM invites....

How to Go to the Grocery Store With Toddlers

First, do not attempt to brave the grocery store solo with toddlers. · If this is unavoidable, arrive at grocery store. Understand that...

Random Things in my Kid-Infested Home that just Make Sense

I posted on TikTok & Instagram a quick tour of my kid-infested home and a few of the most useful mom-items I enjoy. Here are a few links...

That Time I Hurt Myself with Foam Curlers

I describe my fashion goals as pin-up librarian MILF. I sweep my hair up in the twisted pin curls of the 30s or else the overstated victory

The Difference Between a Good Parent and a Bad Parent

Parenting is hard. We spend a considerable amount of time convincing ourselves not to do something stupid.

Doing Housework with Your Children's "Help"

Get incredibly excited that you are about to parent well. Hype children up to “help Mommy/Daddy.” Make it sound like a game. Believe that...

Reflections on a Mom's Wardrobe

There’s no such thing as a stay-at-home mom. This shit is work. There are deadlines, dreaded projects (mostly involving poop, glitter, or...

How to be A Writing Mom

5:30 AM — Angrily dismiss the naively optimistic alarm you set last night convinced you’d get up before all the rest of the house and get...

A Complete Guide to Parental Freak Outs

Germs Age 0–3 months Hi! Thanks for stopping by. Before you come in, please know that our sweet Baby Emmaleigh-Oliviamelia has precisely...

So You Had a Baby? Your New Normal Is On Its Way, I Promise

There she is. This tiny creature wrapped up in your arms is a blessing, a gift, a mind-blowing addition to this world. And she’s yours....

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