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I'm Over My Kids Being Home

It's been ten days. Ten. Entire. Days. For nearly two weeks my kids have been home due to snow, weather, school holidays, and illnesses...

My Mom Never Knew: On Motherhood & the Internet

This post is sponsored by Thorn and all opinions expressed are my own. *Trigger Warning: Discussion of grooming, minor safety, &...

Taking Care of Yourself Is Taking Care of Your Kids

I've come to loathe the phrase self-care. Not because I think taking care of yourself is a bad idea, but because those two syllables...

The Momma Cusses Diaper Drive

I am trying to fill my minivan (lovingly named Crowley) with diapers to donate to the National Diaper Bank Network. To send new or...

Dear First Time Moms in Their Fourth Trimester

Um. Hey. I’d ask how you’re doing but I’ve got a pretty good idea. You’re exhausted. You’re bored. You’re stressed. And probably worst of...

Lawless Cooking: Brown Bread (Outback Copycat)

You're here from the Outback Brown Bread Copycat video? Cool. Hi. Here's the recipe. 1 1/2 cup warm water 2 T dry active yeast 1 T...

Apparently, I'm Killing Olive Garden

Borrowing the term from Iliza Shlesinger, I’m an elder millennial. Born in 1984, I’m on the cusp of a generation on which we’ve pinned a...

Lazy Recipes: Green Chili Pork

More lazy recipes for folks who like tasty food but want to invest as little effort as possible in cooking it: minimum effort, maximum...

From Ashtray to Art: Reclaiming My Body After Domestic Abuse

Across the room, the man had his back to me, making his little machine buzz and purr like an angry cat. If there were a stereotype of a...

The World's Laziest Clam Chowder Recipe

Momma Cusses Cooks but is really non-specific about it. Disclaimer: As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases True story: I...

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