Gwenna Laithland5 minHow Trying to be Sexy Cost Me a ToothLet's talk about sex, baby. As parents, we are often not allowed to talk about the act that likely earned us the title Mom or Dad.
Gwenna Laithland3 minThat Time I Hurt Myself with Foam CurlersI describe my fashion goals as pin-up librarian MILF. I sweep my hair up in the twisted pin curls of the 30s or else the overstated victory
Gwenna Laithland4 minIf I'd Known I'd Have to Give Up Snacks, I Might Have Had Fewer KidsThe internet is pretty clear that spawning miniature humans comes with sacrifice. You give up free time, autonomy, and the ability to pee...
Gwenna Laithland3 minOpen Letters to the Makers of Kid's Stuff To the producer of the little squeeze pouches of food: First, let me say you are geniuses. Squeezies are a way of life in my home....