Giggles

How Trying to be Sexy Cost Me a Tooth

Let's talk about sex, baby. As parents, we are often not allowed to talk about the act that likely earned us the title Mom or Dad.

That Time I Hurt Myself with Foam Curlers

I describe my fashion goals as pin-up librarian MILF. I sweep my hair up in the twisted pin curls of the 30s or else the overstated victory

If I'd Known I'd Have to Give Up Snacks, I Might Have Had Fewer Kids

The internet is pretty clear that spawning miniature humans comes with sacrifice. You give up free time, autonomy, and the ability to pee...

Open Letters to the Makers of Kid's Stuff

To the producer of the little squeeze pouches of food: First, let me say you are geniuses. Squeezies are a way of life in my home....