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How Trying to be Sexy Cost Me a Tooth
Let's talk about sex, baby. As parents, we are often not allowed to talk about the act that likely earned us the title Mom or Dad.
5 min read


That Time I Hurt Myself with Foam Curlers
I describe my fashion goals as pin-up librarian MILF. I sweep my hair up in the twisted pin curls of the 30s or else the overstated victory
3 min read


If I'd Known I'd Have to Give Up Snacks, I Might Have Had Fewer Kids
The internet is pretty clear that spawning miniature humans comes with sacrifice. You give up free time, autonomy, and the ability to pee...
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Open Letters to the Makers of Kid's Stuff
To the producer of the little squeeze pouches of food: First, let me say you are geniuses. Squeezies are a way of life in my home....
3 min read
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