Open Letters to the Makers of Kid's Stuff
To the producer of the little squeeze pouches of food: First, let me say you are geniuses. Squeezies are a way of life in my home. Second, kale? These kids don’t have words much less an Instagram presence. And since Instagram is the only discernible reason anyone has for eating kale, squeezies do not need kale. No one actually likes kale, it’s just trendy so we eat it. To the makers of high chairs: Have you ever seen a child eat? It is 1 part food in mouth, 9 parts food every